Cast
(in order of appearance)
| Pres. Charles Smith |
DAVID KWIAT* |
| Archer Brown |
WAYNE LEGETTE* |
Representative of the National Association of Turkey By-Products Manufacturers |
KEVIN REILLEY |
| Clarice Bernstein |
STACY SCHWARTZ* |
| Dwight Grackle |
DAVE COREY* |
* Member of Actors' Equity Association, the union of professional actors and stage managers in the United States
Time: morning, night, morning
Setting: The Oval Office
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Top Ten Resons to Re-Elect President Charles H. P. Smith
- Supports food, air and water.
- Vote for him, Maybe you'll get healthcare.
- Your life will improve in unprecedented ways. Guaranteed.
- Fulfillment of "Everyone, in English" initiative.
- No re-election. No Presidential Library.
- Upholds 2nd Amendment rights to protect ourselves from robbery.
- Aims to get his "No Kids Off Track" program back on track.
- Plans to absolutely end the war, once it's done.
- America has trusted old white males for 200 years. Why stop now?
- He's the brightest kid on Capitol Hill. Ask his mom.
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